There’s a point in there about confronting oneself, but it’s already confusing enough.Įlizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly): She’s the governor’s daughter, who’s gone to the side of her onetime captors kind of like an 18th century Patty Hearst. Sparrow and taking him to Davy Jones’ locker, which is actually a big desert acid-trip with 100 guys who look like him. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): The last film ended with a giant squid-monster-thingie devouring Capt. Here’s a quick update on who’s who who’s alive after being dead and, despite living a pirate’s life, how Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom both manage to have such flawless skin.Ĭapt. Jack, turn their ship upside down, plot against each other some more, hang with Keith Richards, have this huge fight in an awesome whirlpool, and live happily ever after. Barbossa) go to Singapore, tick off Chow Yun-Fat, do karate, steal a map, plot against each other, sail into the afterlife down this gnarly waterfall, rescue Capt. Realizing they have to get all nine important pirate captains together to either fight back or release this sea goddess person they imprisoned to kill the bad guys (Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Capt. So (deep breath), the East India Trading Company has gained control of Davy Jones and his totally awesome killer pirate ship, the Flying Dutchman, which is crushing all pirates. Here’s a map for confusing ‘Pirates’ sequel – East Bay Times
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